⚖️ DM Court: Where the Truth hits, and the side -eye steals it.

Welcome to DM Court

Where the truth hits, and the side - eye steals it.

Tired of the nonsense in your inbox? So are we. DM Court is the internet’s no-nonsense courtroom for direct messages that deserve scrutiny, side-eye, or straight-up sentencing.

Here, we analyze, evaluate, and deliver verdicts on questionable DMs — from red flag romance scripts to manipulative love-bombing and all the lazy “hey beautiful” attempts in between. Whether it's unsolicited love confessions, backhanded compliments, or boundary violations, DM Court breaks it all down with wit, wisdom, and a well-timed eye roll.

đź’Ľ What DM Court Can Do:

  • 🔍 DM Analysis – Submit your DMs for judgment. We break down tone, intent, emotional manipulation, and red/yellow/green flags.

  • 🧠 AI Judge Assist – Use our built-in DM Analyzer tool to screen your own messages before responding.

  • đź’¬ Pre-Written Responses – Tired of responding to foolishness? We’ll give you fierce, funny, or final-word replies.

  • 🛡️ Education Through Shade – Learn how to spot manipulation, love-bombing, gaslighting, and more with our growing DM Law Library.

🚨 Got a DM you’re unsure about?

Upload it. We'll judge it.
DM Court is where screenshots meet standards.

Because not every “hey” deserves a reply. And not every “I love you” is love.

Click the judge above to get started.

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